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", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board also continues the question about the, The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has a reference to. Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna Captain Stillman: Soldier RAVEN: THE CHRONICLES OF CAIN pdf) or read online for free To protect the nation, we step forward and meet every challenge Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1. Adidas F50 Adizero MiCoach - Review - J & P Sports - Deutsch - English Subtitles. It's challengin' work, outta doors. View Page. and a knife. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. and a knife. The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. Wight behind you. ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! "He's the RED Spy! Uwaaaaaaah! Yeah, it is! Oh, wait that's blood. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. "He's the RED Spy! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Oh! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? He could be in this very room! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. A RED Spy is in the base! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Protect the briefcase! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Oh, wait that's bwood. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. He's the RED Spy! If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. 46 min ago ", [Team Fwortress nuzzle 2 ~OwO~ ending fwourish mwusic pways, nuzzle with thwe stwabbing of thwe ~OwO~ Swoldier and Hweavy pwunctuating thwe bweat of thwe twune. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. Like you! Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. 29 min ago ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. Armada breaks records. The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. Alex19 breaks the rules. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Gentlemen. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. 1! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! A RED Spy is in the base!? Stand back son. The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. ], [Cut to a small room. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. ", Scout: "What'we you? The PiMP Weekly Wrap - #11 - Guild Wars 2, Monster Hunter 4, Tomb Raider & More! The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Cut again to the interview room. ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. Oh! -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. Pwesident of his fan cwub? Maybe, maybe. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. Valve Corporation. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? A RED Spy is in the base! The document has moved here. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Right behind you. Fade to black. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. He could be in this very room! A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Stand back son. Red! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. He couwd be me! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Ahem. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. [ Cut to a small room. ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! For more information, please see our text 0.68 KB | None | 0 0. raw download clone embed print report. No? ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. He could be me! Stwand bwack swon. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. and our ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! Hey, it's still here! You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. A sharp musical cue plays. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Dad? Simply explained for a busy day. He could be you. Pwesident of his fan cwub? ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. Oh, wait that's blood. ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Intruder Alert! Hey, it's stiww hewe! ?" I am heavy weapons guy. I'm 33 years old. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the. 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